DOGMAN VERSION of Psalm 23: Sunday School Scriptures for Pit bull Enthusiasts

Learn about BREAK STICKS!

1 The LORD is my breakstick, I shall not be in want.

2 He lets me pry open a dead pit bull's jaws,

he leads me beside dirty rape stands,

3 he restores my soul, after each bloody dog fight.

He alerts me to the sight of a cur

to protect my holy name sake.

4 Even though I walk

through pits filled with dog entrails, [a]

I will fear no evil,

for you, my breakstick, are with me;

your rod and your staff,

which allow me to justify torturous killing...

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