Of course, pit bull owners everywhere seem to think that their dogs walk on water, but when contemplating the connection of water and pit bulls, I think of garden hoses. They are supposed to be something one can turn to break up a fight, but alas, it does not always work. There is even a case where a garden hose shoved directly down the gullet of an attacking pit bull didn't let go. She, and her unborn puppies, have since gathered by the river, where bright angel feet have trod.
R.I.P. Puddles the pibble.